Thank you Mr. Obama!

Sparky.. you blew it.. and um, thank you very much.

http://hotair.com/archives/2008/08/23/in-the-dead-of-night-obama-announces-vp-choice/

I just heard the news that Obama’s choice for Veep is none other than Joe Biden.  Personally, I think it would have been hard to make a worse pick.  I am still in shock about just how stupid this truly is.  Here is my logic.

Obama’s constituency is made in three parts.   Part I is obviously the racebaiting part where he plans to command 90 plus percent of the black vote.   Part II is the “hope & change” subscribers.  You know who I mean, the barely literate masses who are voting because Obama makes them ”feel” good.  These people know nothing of the issues.  Of course, Obama has cleverly avoided alerting them to where he stands as that could be dangerous.  The third and final Part of Obama’s constituency is what I refer to the “stealth ultra lefties”.   These are the idiots that contribute to the Huffington Post and the Daily Kos and fawn over super socialists like Ned Lamont and his ilk.  They realize that they have had to lay low because there overzealous enthusiasm for Obama might send the middle group of “hope and change” hippies over the top if they catch on to what Obama is all about. 

Now that he has chosen Biden, the stealth lefties will certainly rejoice as he is one of their most esteemed leaders.  This is going to put a nice crack in the facade that is Obama’s image and the seething beast of leftwing whackoness will be revealed.   The “hope and change” Morlocks will begin to question the certainty of Barack’s messianic nature and the plume of smoke from the carnage will be seen for many miles.    They will ask why Mr. Hope & Change would nominate as his VP some old white guy who is the worst kind of Washington Insider who is the embodiment of “politics as usual”.   Just seeing the two of them on the campaign trail will show them the insignificance of Obama.  They will wonder why the “magic of Obama” needs an ultra-leftist has been who only got 9,000 votes in the primaries to strengthen the ticket in the areas of experience and foreign policy.  They will begin to think and lord help them when they do.   They will need strength to accept their own foolishness and to back away from the evil puss of liberalism seeping through the cracked image of Obama’s candidacy and then they will begin to eat their masters.

Hallelujah!